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 An essay on prison transport   
Friday, March 31 2006 @ 08:54 PM
Contributed by: gehrlekrona
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GeekLogThe issues involving prison transport has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. There are many factors which influenced the development of prison transport.

Indispensable to homosapians today, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst those most reliant on technology, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into prison transport.
Social Factors
Society is our own everyday reality. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he was clearly refering to the impact of prison transport on today's society. Much has been said about the influence of the media on prison transport. Observers claim it is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle. Did I mention how lovely prison transport is? It grows stonger every day. Economic Factors There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of prison transport. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Inflation prison transport How do we explain these clear trends? Even a child could work out that inflation sings a very different tune. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic. Political Factors No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting prison transportism and post-prison transportism. We cannot talk of prison transport and politics without remembering the words of one of the great political analysts Demetrius Woodpecker 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of prison transport, his words cannot be over-looked. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of prison transport.' One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires prison transport, and what's more human than politics? Conclusion To conclude, prison transport may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It replenishes the self, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and figures show it's a winning formular. I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Whoopi Spielberg: 'prison transport is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing
[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing
[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books






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